Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Your spouse may be trying to "Off" you if:

     I've been watching 20/20, Dateline and the Investigation Discovery channel long enough to have noticed some similarities in spouses who are trying to kill their Ex or their current spouse. You might even call me an expert. And because I care about all three of you, I am going to share them with you today.
     Let's start with the most subtle and work our way up from there. Fire arms. Yep. If your spouse suddenly applies for a fire arms license, acquires an interest in, or worse, comes home packin' heat, you might just be in trouble. 
    Secondly, let's say you and your beloved haven't been getting along recently. Arguments. Bickering. Disagreements. You come home from a hard day at work and are surprised to find that your spouse has prepared your favorite meal for you. Strangely however, they refuse to eat any of it. Because they "Ate earlier." Uh huh...
    Something often overlooked or dismissed as coincidence  is a new life insurance policy. Or six. And in large amounts. Also if your spouse is on a first name basis with your insurance agent, or "Just happens" to have them on speed dial. NOT a good sign.   
     Another reason for concern would be the sudden development of a new friend. Especially if his name is Vinny, he has the habit of hitting his fist into his palm, and is fond of mad-doggin' you while cracking his knuckles...Yep. BIG trouble.
       The last clue, but certainly NOT the least, would be a trip to the hardware store for these items:
 Duct tape, a shovel, and cement. If you find those items, or even  the receipt for these things, you're goin' down my friend.
      I hope you're taking notes,
     Miss Jodi